Bunk Buddies
My dorm room is a room for 12. Over the last few days, about half of the people in it have just been for a night or two, while the other half (including me) are here for the long haul. So let’s get to know my bunk buddies a little better…
Each bunk is assigned a letter. I am bunk A. That’s the bottom bed in the bunk closest to the door. Above me is bunk B. In bunk B is a French girl, we will call her Frenchie 1. Frenchie 1 is nice, doesn’t chat too much and is relatively quiet when coming and going of an evening. She is here until the Sunday after I leave and also thinks Drazic played by Callum Mulvey in Heartbreak High is super hunk. Apparently Heartbreak High is a big hit in France with the cool kids. Go figure.
Next to my bunk is bunk C on the bottom and bunk D on the top. Both of these bunks have seen a fair bit of traffic, but generally have housed reasonably behaved people minus one exception in bunk C for 2 nights. In bunk D at the moment is a girl from England, Pommie 1. She is nice and a fellow GHDer, which makes her awesome by default. I think she is staying for a few more days as well.
Moving along, the third bunk is bunk E on the bottom and bunk F on the top and this bunk is closest to the windows. In bunk E is an older lady, around late 50s, Old Duck 1. She is from Sydney and is really nice. She isn’t in the room much as she goes out early and comes back late. Party animal. Bunk F has just had its first rotation – the last occupant kept to herself and I am yet to come to know the current tenant.
Across the room is bunk G on the bottom and bunk H on the top. Bunk G has a had a few users, namely a loud and obnoxious pommie bitch who was travelling with the exception in bunk C. Bunk H has another French girl, Frenchie 2. Frenchie 1 and Frenchie 2 are travel chums. Although she is well behaved and reasonably nice, Frenchie 2 has one major annoyance which I will discuss in another post.
Next is bunk I on the bottom and bunk J on the top. Bunk I is another older lady, Old Duck 2. She is the travel chum of Old Duck 1. She snores a little, although it’s not really snoring – more like blowing big raspberries and then sucking them back in. Snoring aside, she is really nice and is super impressed with my clothes line. Bunk J housed another pommie bitch travelling with the other pommie bitches and was also the owner of the massive pink suitcase.
Finally is bunk K on the bottom and bunk L on the top. Bunk K has had a few tenants, namely the last of the pommie bitches who appeared to be the mother of pommie bitch in bunk J. Bunk L has had an Australian girl, Snobby Mole. She doesn’t say hello to anyone, makes a shitload of noise when coming home in the wee hours and struts about in her Carrie Bradshaw-esque outfits. She is also the owner of the massive black suitcase, which constantly falls over and blocks the door so no fucker can get it because it weighs a tonne. Total tryhard.
So now that I’ve properly introduced everybody, you will be able to appreciate later posts a whole lot better.
Peace out.
Big D thinks you did a marvellous job with the introductions to your bunk buddies. Not too sure about hearing more of them in later posts.